It’s kinda incredible how @[email protected] have managed to turn shopping in-store into the hunger games. There’s no queue… so instead you find yourself stalking purple people around the shelves, in a test of endurance against 6 other would-be customers loitering nearby.

…and then when you DO get talking to someone after 30mins they explain that they’re not the RIGHT purple person for your department, and you need to go find a different purple person to stalk instead